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OK... Here I must apoligise to the following people for forcing them to do the following things...

-Dave and Ernie: hanging out with us all night at hi-fi on Saturday, and most of Sunday.
taking us into Transport for drinks while we waited to flyer them at Big Laugh Out.
saying that they can never thank us enough
buying us endless drinks
calling us their angels
comparing us to them, that we're all comedy tragics
chatting to us when they get bored
Dave saying he'd trust us with his life
Dave getting disappointed that we didn't go get hot choccies off him at his new work
Dave turning to us for support when he was down about the gig on Friday


-Danny Bhoy: all the random chatter I force him to come out with

-Kent Valentine: leaving his bag with us, and saying that he'd rather us take it with him then leave it there.

-Adam McKenzie: for supporting us so much

-Little Andy: for sticking up for us against the power-tripping Town Hall guy

And the following for laser wars:

Andy McClelland
Andy Muirhead
Kent Valentine
Tommy Dassalo
Sammy J
The Ronnie Johns Guys
and all the rest....


I know theres heaps more i "forced" people to do, but I'll have to fix that later, as its time to go......





Little Andy broke my hand today. Sigh. It hurts.
Current Location:
city
Current Mood:
sore sore
Current Music:
none
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Am supremely busy.
Whats that? Me? Busy... yeah! pffft. Whatever.

So I won't get to sleep for more than a couple of hours a day for the next 5 weeks...

Have a million things to do... so its not a long post... but meh.

"yeah, well, people who turn without indicating probably are racist" HA!

Current Location:
Brunswick st
Current Mood:
cheerful cheerful
Current Music:
nothing
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I'm getting so slack at updating. Oh well.
Mondays Local was fun. Tim was on, which was nice, although Bushell did get bumped... least he's on this week instead.
Haven't been getting much sleep lately as have been out all day.
Doing what? I hear you ask... Well, if your opinion matters to me, chances are you already know, if not, and your opinion matters, I'll probably tell you. Otherwise, well..... draw your own conclusions.

Hmm... JK and Harley's trial shows were good. Harleys funnier when he's smashed though.
Last night was fun, so many of my circus people were at Cut and Paste... I love it when two of my favourite things collide (yes I said TWO... oh wow, what a surprise, I have more than comedy. :|) Andy wa in the pizza shop next door and bounded out to say hello when he saw us... we'd been going to just walk past. I love that we rarely have to make an effort to say hello to people anymore.

Well... hmm, it seems i've been talking about myself for a while. Dear god, how dare i tell you what I've been doing on my LJ. How are you all? I'd ask what you'd been doing, but i can go look for myself. Just wanted to take the attention off me for a while. Wouldn't want people thinking I only ever talk about myself. Ahem.

Anyways, must go and find some contract stuff. Do have fun now. But don't stab anyone. That'd be mean.






Ahhhh.... the p-sis-ko-ness of it all....
Current Location:
Internet cafe....
Current Mood:
tired tired
Current Music:
the gentle hum of electricity
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ahhh....
so I can't really remember a day by day account of Adelaide anymore...

hmmm... and I don't think I can be bothered trying atm anyways...

soooooooooooooooo...

This past week... Monday - Local with a VERY drunk harley and fires.... lol
Tuesday, not a lot.
Wednesday, impro workshops... it's been too long!
Thursday, James wants a haircut... teehee.
Friday... NOTHING.
Today... meh. depends what I can be bothered doing.

Oh what an exciting life I lead...

I might do some online blog quizzes....

You Are an Emo Rocker!

Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.
That doesn't mean you don't rock out...
You just rock out with meaning.
For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding.


How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
You're open to new people and friends, which makes you a pretty popular person.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.


You Are an Irish Coffee

At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing

At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless

You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze

Your caffeine addiction level: low


You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing


Tum te tum...im not bored at all... honest...
Current Mood:
blah blah
Current Music:
Cynical - Edmund
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Ahhh... adelaide's still fun. :)

We've made new friends, and made quite a name for ourselves through promotion. We flyer for lots of people now - they hunt us out. Got radio interviews for Elbowskin and Tommy & Dave too.

Edmund went to Sydney today, its gonna be weird not running into those boys all the time. Will's maracering is PRICELESS. We got thanked on stage, which was weird, but nice.

Dave and Ernie are SO much fun. Seriously, such good value!

Claire, what have I not mentioned?

Shak?

Any ideas guys?

Fuck off yourself shak. :P

It's awesome though. We've even had vistors at our home. :p

I love how, we trust people. just because they're comedians. Oops. It's been fine so far though.

Danny McG is a dirty bastard. He wants to name a monkey after the 3 of us.

Ahhh. good times for all.


And honestly, ONE DAY, I WILL get over using Eddie lyrics for my titles. :)

Am full of miss already. :P
Current Mood:
jubilant.... and tired. jubilant.... and tired.
Current Music:
Some crapola in the net cafe
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Adelaide rocks. Well, not ADELAIDE as such, but the fringe. We'd barely been in the city 5 minutes and had seen Andy, Adam, Dan and others.

Am flyering for the Elbowskin boys, and now Edmund too. I get free shit. Fucking woo.

It's so good to get away! YAY!!

Shak keeps hurting herself though. Oh well. She's like that. :p

Ummmm... Grrrrrr... Tommy came alone. Boo.

The drive over was pretty fun, got here around 11ish Monday night.

So far, have seen... Tommy's group stand-up gig thing, Laugha (good ol Joshy!) and two Speigels. PLanning on going to the Elbowskin boys tonight, and Lawrence and Andy.
Awww... andy's so caring!! And his DJ'ing rocks.

We've seen so many people. Its awesome. Its like an extra suburb of Melbourne as Adam Mck put it. Everywhere we go, we run into people that we know. (RHYME!)

Sleeping in the car is fine. Just kinda annoying trying to find showers in the morning.
*COUGHDASSALOSLEEPSTOOLATECOUGH*

Looking forward to hearing the Drink Pepsi Bitch recording later. We get free copies. Free stuff rules.

I love that in the space of like 100 metres, theres Speigel, Umbrella revolution AND a flying trapeze. Seriously, can that get much happier?

ummm what else..... It's fun. Thats about all I can say. :)


And:

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.
Current Mood:
chipper chipper
Current Music:
Cheers-OUR trip theme song, & its from a TV show 2 I hear..
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Ahhhhh theres so many things that I could write about.... but i know I can't. I wish I knew how to make a locked post. lol.

But its been a crazy, mad, fun, frustrating, funny, confusing, nerve-racking few weeks... and well - most of it is only gonna continue.

I can say safely that I have a new found respect for some people, one in particular.... amazing.

What can I talk about... lets think...

Pink Horse of Whimsy is fun. Danny's lovely. :)

Eddie is also lovely. Vaughns birthday was fun.... (ROTFL)

Ahhhhhh So much funniness....

What else....

Probs heading to Adeliade earlier... Sammy convinced us too. Scary, but fun.

It'll go one way or another, drastically different unfortunatley.

Anyhoo.
Sorry for the cryptic-ness... I think only Shak and Claire will truly get most of this...

Sorry to the rest of you... I do still love you all!

Current Mood:
contemplative contemplative
Current Music:
Every Word You Say - Hanson...
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I want to update, but i think i should wait...... (RHYME!)

Maybe on Friday....

Current Mood:
silly silly
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ahhhh.... lmao... my god yesterday was WEIRD!! Fun, for the most part, but WEIRD.

Lmao - the pants led to some "experiences"... hahaha.... Really can't explain it though, so Claire and I have learnt!

Then, went to Cut and Paste. Twas fun. :) I love those guys.

After, headed off for some tunes. Saw way too many people there that I knew and have not seen in ages. (was a good thing tho, but just messed with my head some more.) Then, headed back to Hendersons. (Hence my title!!! lol!) Twas fun. I feel sorry for Eddie with the messages he would've had on his voicemail. lol.

Today, was ugh, far too muggy. Went and farewelled the pants, then went to visit Dave and his wonderful davetails. Also had some of his yummy duck bruscetta. (I can't spell. But its YUM! HAVE SOME ONE DAY!)

Am now wet, cos I had to run to and from my tram in the POURING rain. But it was warm rain so wasn't so bad. Am also REALLY tired, just gonna watch a couple of DVD's and sleep tonight. YAY sleep!

BYEBYE!
Current Mood:
content content
Current Music:
Rain and cars.
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Umm... what day is it? Thursday... I need to tell you about.... this week. yes. I remember now.

I think I covered Monday. My memory is shocking. :)

Tuesday was the Vault, or as I like to call it, the WW1 gas chamber. Its stuffy in there. But it was a fine line-up. Liddle Michael was on instead of Charlie. I know all his material. :) (Except for one bit... but thats not coming up till later)

SHARKEY!

What else... oooh. Weds was such a bludge. Me and claire from york st (;p) spent the day doing nothing around Brunswick St. Watched ppl move a fridge. It was entertaining. I cooked risotto. HA! I can so to cook!

Went to Elephant and Wheelbarrow last night. Michael was on. I spent his set speaking along with his material. :) Cept for the one bit which was new (twas good new!). He found it amusing. He'd look over, see us saying his lines for him, and crack up. hehe. Aren't we distracting?!

I thought Edmund was going to Perth. Apparently not. He was puzzled when I mentioned it to him. But he reckons he'll be doing some trial shows in early Feb, so you all must tag along. :) Just cos I said. And what better reason do you need?

Right, so we're off to see some pants. Not just any pants. Those belonging to Ross Noble. Well, no, they aren't HIS pants as such, just the touring ones off JJJ... OK I've just been told they ARE his pants. I hope he washed them.

Then its more bludging, and cut and paste later.

Oh and keep Nov 26 free. Its my birthday, and it'll be one damn big arvo of comedy. :) Trust me. It'll be huge. Like 8 hours of laughs. :) Thats big. Possibly the biggest of its size.
Current Mood:
chipper chipper
Current Music:
none - tis a cafe... Someone just coughed though.
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Hmmm lets see...
Saturday night I worked till 3am. Ouch. But CBGB (hehe Lou ;) ) was on, so its all good. Then had to work @ 12 on Sunday. I had about an hours sleep. Was V tired. But cute boys make tiredness bearable. hehe. 'Spesh when they rock up unexpectedly looking V nice in casual clothes. I like having eye candy @ work. :)

Got back last night, and went to buy icecream whilst I waited for Beth. Then zoomed off to Zoophyte. I like those boys. They play good tunes and are friendly. What more could you want in a band?

Needed loads of sleep last night - woke @ about midday and was still massively tired. Am a little less sleepy now though. Spent most of the afternoon making a mix of some of my fave Hanson tunes. YAY!

Tonight, its either pretty Dave Williams @ Y&J, or the Local. Depends if anyone wants to join me @ Y&J.

Am off now, as thats about all I needed to say. :)



These things need more smileys. That SOOO does not represent indifferent.
Current Mood:
indifferent indifferent
Current Music:
Broken Angel - Hanson
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Back in Barwon Heads.... was DEAD quiet @ work last night.

Thursday night was fun - went for Davetails.... he protected us against freaky old guys. hehe. Dave:"I've already asked you once, now leave them alone or I'll have to throw you out" FOG:"Are you part of the same religion or something?" Dave:"Yep"

hehe. Good ol Dave.

Saw scod too - Andy and Lawrence were there, i forgot to wish Andy Happy Bday for monday. whoops. Sorry andy!

Screaming songs around Northcote was fun.

Working tonight too... hopefully it'll be busier - so I stay longer and make more money. And that good lookers are working...hehe.

Ummm... yeah... ok. BYE!

Current Mood:
damn kids. damn kids.
Current Music:
Breaktown - Hanson
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God damn its good to be back. I love Melbourne. *hugs the city*

Went to get Davetails yesterday, but he wasn't working. Boo.
Went to the Local - boo... Drew has a girl. *sigh* Meh... kinda expected that to happen.
Bushell and Craig turned up, twas good to see them again. It was packed and stuffy.
We left early so we could go say hi to Dave and Ernie. Those boys are lovely. *hugs comedy boys*
Ran into Mel - from school - who I've not seen since Year 12, so that was nice and random!!!

umm... today... went out to the middle of nowhere and saw Narnia. hehehe *QUEEN* Edmund.... hehe

I spent way too much money yesterday... But brought loads of things. Almost Famous, and Oliver on DVD... and Hanson Live and Electric - you can kinda see me in one of the live videos. YAY! OOOH theres a really cool little piece about passion on the sleeve:

For some, music is just not a pastime,
It's an undeniable fact of living,
A blissful slavery of mind, body, and soul.
To rise above the ashes of mediocrity is rare,
Yet the gift of song is freely handed out to anyone who cares to receive it,
Instantly shattering our daily drudgery.


The path to pursue more than the usual,
More than what is safe and known,
Is wrought with time-sharpened jagged blades that cut deep,
Blocking many from the road to something greater,
Beyond the stunted imagination of their peers.


Within, the veins of the few,
Passion fills every sinew with a sweet unquenchable purpose,
Calming the fear of those treacherous paths.
Though each slice burns and bleeds,
Still they take each cut
And wear the scars with pride to signal their choice,
That undying pursuit of greater joy within every chord.


And so they say - Watch Me Bleed


Its pretty.

I think thats all.... I'm bored and doing online blog quizzes...
BreakTown
You Are...BreakTown


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You scored 22 Logic and 50 Danger!
You're The Lost In Space Robot B9. You are the very definition of flailing pincer arms. Awesome. Unfortunately, you tend to knock things over or maybe slice eyes open or whatever when you aren't careful doing this. At your core you are very protective and care deeply for Human safety. In fact, you tend to make absolutely certain that everyone in a 5-mile radius knows when something dangerous is about to happen. You have a great interest in science, but you are also a little insane, which gets in the way of your research. Keep reaching for that rainbow!




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You scored higher than 1% on Logic

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vanish
How Will you die?

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Current Mood:
jubilant jubilant
Current Music:
None - tis a cafe...
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I'm itchy. I think I'm allergic to the washing powder my auntie uses. Ow.
Been working, gotten to the beach a couple of times though.
Not on till 6:30 Friday, so I can do many things in Melb! YAY!
ummmmmmmm what else...
YAY one more shift till I get Davetails! and DAYS off... Im over hospitality for the time being!

So can't wait to get home though, and have some proper ME time! YAY!

Very short update, as i can't be bothered.

See you all on Monday!

MMM Danny bhoy!

Current Mood:
drained drained
Current Music:
silence... all asleep... again!
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I love that bit of Burn. :)
So not much interesting has been happening... working... still not been paid yet... damn Public Holidays!
I have mozzie bites. *groans* They're very itchy. Especially the one on my hand.

Had the entire day off yesterday, but it was V cold so spent it indoors playing playstation, Nitendo DS, pool, and watching DVDs. Joy. Actually it was OK, but would have much rathered be at the beach.
Same with today. I'm not on till 6:30, but its cloudy and cold. Sucky weather.

YAY! Its only 5 days (including today) till I'm back in Melbourne and get to see many people. Happy! I miss everyone. Well not EVERYONE, that would be weird. But all the good people. I also miss Dave's hot chocolate. (THATS LITERAL HOT CHOCOLATE - just realised it can sound kinda dirty... or perhaps its just me and my twisted mind.)

If anyone hears of any bar work in Melbourne, let me know. I need Melbourne work. I need money.

I missed the 100 days til comfest celebrations. Thats sad. I feel left out. *cries*

We'd better be having one massive party when I get back people!!! I missed New Years (which is no great deal, cept for that one thing...) and 100 days til comfest. I need to feel loved and partied.

Anyhoo. I think thats all.
Current Mood:
blank blank
Current Music:
The washing machine...I think I may put some Eddie on. *G*
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Poke a badger with a spoon.



Get your resolution here



HA - i love that one. I was gonna take "Eat at least two pigeons a week" but that was better. I'm concerned that "Become a slut" came up multiple times though.

I'm not working, clearly. I got given the night off. YAYS. Too tired and stuck in Barwon to do anything though. Just over a week til I get back to Melbs! YAY! Monday the 9th will be fun - going for Davetails, and then the Local. You all must join me on at least one of these outings!

My ankles were severly swollen last night, and still swollen when I got up to go work today. They're a little better now though, thanks for asking.

Boo - I ran outta credit when I was sending NYE messages. I should go to online text and send a couple now before it gets too busy on the network...
Good thinking. *goes to send messages* Woes, it says there's a problem loading the page... clearly I didn't get in early enough. Boo. I wanted to SMS Edmund. oh well.

Anyhoo... have a great New Years all... See you all soon!! YAY!
Current Mood:
apathetic apathetic
Current Music:
fireworks...
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I'm sooooo tired!!!!!!
And I have three days of split shifts - which means 12pm - close (or whenever...around 1am at the earliest) with most likely only a half hour break. Good lord I'm gonna be knackered...

LOL - Dave Thornton was in tonight.. It was nice to see a familar face! And theres a guy who I'm at pains to remember what show he's from thats been in a few times. And a guy who ever so slightly reminds me of Drew (only a teensy tiny bit!!.... not that much! ;) ) who keeps ordering Jegerbombs (one day I'll learn to spell it) which doesn't help! (Drew's a fan of JB's!)

Umm... went to the beach today. It was cold tho. I didn't go in the water. It's meant to be like 35 Thurs, 36 Fri, 31 Sat and then raining and 21 on Sunday... when I'm not on til 6. Typical.

I think thats all. I'm unloved. I've had no emails or messages for days now. Tho I've not checked my fone since I got home... *hopes for some love*

(I swear, one day I will stop using Eddie lyrics as my titles... I'm starting to get stuck for one's to use... but its fun thinking of them, so it'll last a little bit longer yet.)
Current Mood:
exhausted exhausted
Current Music:
sleeping silence
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The year in review... )

Ahhh - I'm bored. I slept for a while, but not as long as I thought I would. Don't wanna work tonight. lol... it won't be as busy - so that'll mean I have to do stuff I don't know how to do. lol -  I can handle collecting glasses and working behind the bar... but I don't know about anything else.

Oh well. I guess I'll live. It's rather warm. I wanna go sit in the sun - sun is nice... but it's too warm. Boo. It'd be a nice day for the beach. Don't really have time though - I'd get down there, and have to turn around and come back.

Nobody loves me enough to email me. I don't care that its around Xmas and many people won't have checked their emails. No excuse.

I've been playing that Buzz game on Playstation. Its addictive. Kinda dodgy though - all the music is computerised, makes it harder to pick what the song is.

Anyhoos. I think thats all. 3 hours till I have to leave for work. Boo. *kicks work*

Current Mood:
listless listless
Current Music:
Eddie Perfect - Angry Eddie
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Ahhhh im knackered...first time working in a bar, and its the busiest night or the year!
But it wasn't so bad.
Still. Its not like Im staying any longer than 2 weeks. Maybe I'll try to find bar work in Melb... its not so bad. I should ask Dave of Dave and Ernie fame if theres any openings at his bar... its nice and quiet and then I could learn to make cocktails.

Im sick of tequila sunrise and jega bombs.... or however its spelled. I also smell of beer, vodka, bundy, bourban, sambucca, gin, cigarettes and many other stinky things. Eeew.

Must sleep now. Nother one like this tomorrow.

Current Mood:
exhausted exhausted
Current Music:
silence.. everyone is asleep.
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Ahh... i'm glad Xmas is over. lol.
Its madness. Spent the large part of the day with my sisters family... I love the kids dearly, but god they have too much energy!!
Went to the grandparents for tea - my auntie was there too, it was odd, and sad not having my Uncle there.

*sigh* Have to go to bloody Barwon Heads tomorrow for working... ugh. Can't wait for the next 2 weeks to be over.

Downloaded psp yesterday... I'm having way too much fun playing with Eddie. That sounded wrong. But OMFG some of these photos are H.O.T. HOT!!
Credit must go to [info]lisanaterel  for the idea/slight design/picture (ok i like totally stole the entire concept from her) of the devil eddie one... BUT FUCK ME A LAMPSHADE IT MAKES ME HOT! *so did not just say that*. Decide for yourselves....

If you don't think that's hot then... clearly... you're fucking insane... we have different tastes. :)

I also kinda like this one.... but not as much...

I wish that one'd work smaller - I'd like it as a avatar for something... but then its too hard too read. *kicks size limits*

Ooooh... got a great xmas email off Tim - I love the card attachment. Its cute. And sammy's email. Love those boys. Still gonna take a bit to trump Mr perfect tho... haha.

Also got a really nice SMS off Dave of Dave and Ernie fame today, hes also a good lad.

Tried to call Lou before, bloody wouldn't work. I think its too busy @ Xmas. Bloody seasonal greetings.. pfft.

Anyways. I think thats all. *sigh* Don't wanna do tomorrow. *Kicks tomorrow*

byesey bye!

 

Current Mood:
tired tired
Current Music:
television...
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